I'm quite honestly bored. Any one having any plans for next week I could crash into?

[PRIVATE TO DIAMONDS of the Rebellion 99%Locked / in its own post from 'FORD']
I figure we need to talk about a few things.

[The video switches on to... well, no one, obviously, since this is invisible bullshit week. Jack's distinct purple desk is visible, though, as are several piles of books stacked up on the edge of it. They all appear to be dictionaries and thesauruses (and they are, in fact, all of the dictionaries/thesauruses in the facility, so hopefully you didn ( Read more... )

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[Boy oh boy are you in for a cinematic treat, dear facility. The setting? Room 27A. The star of the show? William Birkin starring as G, the horrid monster who enjoys having an eye in its shoulder, shoving its embryos down people's throats, and long walks in small sewer-based laboratories ( Read more... )

[There's not much hesitation before a glasses-clad Rider begins speaking.]

Don't doubt I have many questions. But there are two primary matters at hand.

[Rider holds up two fingers, and her facial expression grows vicious.]
One - what is this collar? Why has it been placed upon me? And two - Sakura Matou, my Master. Where is she? What have you done ( Read more... )

[When the audio kicks on, there's only silence for a few moments before a voice speaks up. Ryoji sounds weary, exhausted, angry, depressed--all sorts of words that can fall under that for grief.]

She gave me life...

[His tone lowers a bit, almost growling.]I could have stopped this, I know I could have. I could have saved her, saved Didi too-- ( Read more... )

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Nepeta is just floating around her half-empty room, clutching a bead necklace and crying. Her tears keep floating around with her!]

Hi.

I know a lot of people are kind of bummed out right now.

So I made you this.|

[And so, a music file is avaible for download. Yes, using the keytones of his device, the anonymous fellow has made a little song.]

I can do a couple of others, but this is my best one so far.

What do you think?|

[ATTENTION ALL BITCHES!

Listen to a man with a super deep voice attempt to sing in a squeaky voice to the song he's playing on his newly found CD player.]

Aaahh Ba de ya - say do you remember!?
Ba de ya - dancing in September!
Ba de ya - never was a cloudy day

[And he is also dancing the dorkiest dance ever.

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[ Being a heroic spirit, Lancer currently believes that he's been summoned to fight in the holy grail war. As such he's less than amused that whoever summoned him is not here to greet him. He actually sounds kinda irritated. Look I understand that you might like to play games, but this is being counter productive. As my master, I hope you at ( Read more... )